tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26494460678149831022024-03-13T11:34:53.109-07:00The Angel of ScienceAngel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-62775944388496504092015-11-24T21:12:00.004-08:002015-11-27T07:07:19.048-08:00If I Were an Atheist...How Would I Mourn?Greetings, mortals! It may seem like it's been some time since I posted last, but that's only true in the context of your fleeting lives. For a timeless embodiment of God's Will like me, it's been less than the barest fraction of an instant. So try to see things from my perspective and quit giving me a hard time, ok?<br />
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Speaking of fleeting lives, one of the great things about being an ageless immortal in the company of ageless immortals is that I never have to confront the decline and death of any loved ones. Ever! It's awesome. <br />
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Recently, however, a mortal who was close to me passed away. Her death got me to thinking. As one who believes ardently in God, I can be certain that the end of her mortal form was not <i>her</i> end. I can take comfort that her immortal soul received the reward she earned in life (which, granted, was condemnation to Hell. She was a good, honest, and loving person, but <a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+19%3A19&version=ESV" target="_blank">unrepentantly wore cotton/polyester blends</a> for decades). Similarly, a mortal who believes in God as I do could look at her death and stave off the fear of his own with that same, comforting thought: my body's inevitable death is not the end. My loved ones' deaths are not the end. Our souls will go on.<br />
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But what about atheists? How does someone who believes that there is no afterlife confront the loss of a loved one? Where does she or he find comfort from the fear of death? What does she or he say to young children who keep hearing that the deceased is now "watching over them from Heaven," and asking their atheist mother or father whether that's true? <br />
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I didn't have ready answers -- I mean, apart from "all of those thoughts are affronts to the LORD; repent your heresy!" -- so I thought I'd conduct <a href="http://angel-of-science.blogspot.com/2014/09/if-i-were-atheist.html" target="_blank">another thought experiment</a>. This time, I'm asking:<br />
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<b>If I were an atheist, how would I mourn the loss of a loved one?</b><br />
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Well, first, I'd have to confront the hard reality. The person who died is gone. Forever. Her single shot at a meaningful existence is over. All that's left of her are the changes she worked in the world and our memories of her...but even those will gradually dim and disappear. Our crediting her for her works, our memories of her, will decay. The biochemical and neurological mechanisms we have evolved to defend ourselves from the strain of trauma will work inexorably to close the psychic wound of her absence by dimming our memories of her. And then, soon enough, those who knew her works and remember her will themselves die. The world will go on as if she had never been here.<br />
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Next, I'd have to accept that the exact same thing will happen to me. That the exact same thing will happen to every single one of my loved ones. I'd have to confront the fact that there is no external source of comfort from the fear of death. No God will shepherd me to an afterlife; no aspect of my consciousness will continue to eternity. Death is instead (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii" target="_blank">except for one species of jellyfish</a>) total and inevitable.<br />
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As I, an atheist, grappled with this, I'd also have to be jealous of theists. I'd watch them find sincere comfort in their beliefs of an afterlife and a merciful God. I'd realize that while I disagree with them about God's existence, I see undeniable value in how they mourn together through ritual and song, knitting together communities to aid those hit hardest by the loss of a loved one.<br />
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At the same time, I'd be furious to hear them label the person who died a flawed sinner, who goes to Heaven only through the grace and forgiveness of God. I'd want to scream at them that they were demeaning her memory in the name of ancient superstition. I'd want to ask them why they couldn't just celebrate her as a good person who struggled through a good person's life to leave behind healthy, well-loved children. But then I wouldn't do any of those things, because who wants to be the [blasphemy redacted] who pulls that [more blasphemy redacted] at a funeral service?<br />
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Then I'd answer the questions from my children:<br />
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<i>Is our loved one in Heaven, like the celebrant said?</i> </blockquote>
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No one really knows. Some people believe that. I don't think there's a Heaven. </blockquote>
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<i>If there's no Heaven, where did she go?</i> </blockquote>
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<i></i>Nowhere. Her body and her brain stopped, like they do for all living things. What goes on is people's memories of her.</blockquote>
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<i>We're supposed to be happy that she's in Heaven. If she's not, do we just have to be sad?</i> </blockquote>
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Being sad is perfectly natural when someone you know dies. Everyone feels sad when they lose someone. But we don't have to just be sad because she's gone. You saw all the people who came to celebrate her life; she made a lot of people happy for a long time. We can be happy for us and for them that we had such wonderful times with her -- and have the happy memories to carry with us. </blockquote>
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<i>Will I die? Will you and Mommy?</i> </blockquote>
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Yes, eventually. But probably not for a long time. And for as long as we're alive, I promise we'll work to have wonderful times together and build lots of happy memories for you to carry when we're gone.</blockquote>
And then...<b>where would I go from the thought that death is final, total, and inevitable?</b><br />
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Well, after I finished crying, I'd go to the realization that my finite life -- which is no greater or less in dignity than the finite life of every sapient being on the planet -- is precious. I don't have eternity to find meaning or satisfaction. If I want those things (as I ardently do), I need to work for them now.<br />
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I'd realize that I still need comfort from the fear of death, but that the source of that comfort isn't faith, or a religious leader, or God. The sole source of comfort from the fear of death is me. If I want to prolong my existence, I need to make choices that protect and strengthen my body starting right now. If I want to die satisfied with my life, I need to work for that satisfaction starting right now. And if I want to make sure that my loved ones are left with comforting, happy memories of me -- or that I'm left with comforting, happy memories of them -- I need to create those with them starting <i>right now.</i><br />
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In short, I'd realize that what shields me from the fear of death is not avoiding it with promises of an afterlife, but working <i>every day</i> on myself and my relationships to be satisfied with my lot in life when my death inevitably comes.<br />
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My next thought would be that because we all evolved the same way, and that none of us is favored above others by any God, that's true for everyone. So everyone I see working through their days? Is working to make the most of the only meaningful existence they'll ever get. So I should probably make choices that help them (within reason) to reach our shared goal of personal satisfaction.<br />
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<b>What, then, about the comfort of believing that my consciousness will continue on to eternity? That there will never be a world without me?</b><br />
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I don't get to have that. I have to instead confront the universe for what it is: something that will go on without me almost entirely unchanged by my death.<br />
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But while I may have to live in an uncaring universe, I get to live in a <i>consistent</i> one. As an atheist, I view every natural death -- including my own -- as neither fair nor unfair. No death is freighted with divine judgment or inequity. Death is natural and impartial. <br />
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If, for example, my three-year-old neighbor is afflicted with an inoperable, cancerous brain tumor, I'm not driven to resent a God who let something so awful happen to an innocent and his family. I don't have to struggle through grief to reconcile my beliefs about God with the evidence of suffering before me. Because I know God didn't let that child die. I know He didn't engineer the boy's death for a greater purpose. The child just developed cancer because the biological processes that have allowed all known life to evolve occasionally lead to cellular mutations that cause cancer. So I can work through my grief without the distraction of anger at an absent, heedless, or cruel God. I get to see every death as tragic, <i>but sensible.</i><br />
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So, in short, as an atheist confronting death, I lose the external comfort of the promise of eternal life. But in exchange, I can take comfort in the fact that while the universe is cold and uncaring, it is ultimately cold and uncaring to all of us equally. And I gain the urgent desire to live my life meaningfully -- and to help others do the same.<br />
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<b>Wow, that really sounds like a <i>ton </i>more work than believing in Heaven.</b><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Yep! And why would anyone put in that kind of effort? Thank God (again) I'm not an atheist!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Thank you for reading, mortals, and as always, I look forward to your comments and questions. Take care, and God (who, again, totally does exist) bless.</span>Angel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-21020899961521058462015-02-14T20:05:00.000-08:002015-02-14T20:05:10.399-08:00Could morality have come from anywhere but God? Nope!Greetings, mortals! In my <a href="https://twitter.com/AngelofScience" target="_blank">Twitter ministry</a>, I have encountered a great number and variety of atheists, including a <a href="https://twitter.com/Atheist_Eh" target="_blank">atheistic, Canadian expy of Captain America</a> who writes <a href="http://atheisteh.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">an excellent blog</a>. With the exception of the ones who freely admit they eat babies, however, one theme is common to their tweets: <i>Atheists claim to be moral without believing in or obeying God. </i><br />
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<b>But are they correct?</b><br />
I will admit it certainly <i>appears</i> that way. There is overwhelming evidence that atheists are, at the level of populations, law-abiding, egalitarian, and tolerant. Dr. Phil Zuckerman has found that atheists are less likely than the religious to "harbor ethnocentric, racist, or nationalistic attitudes." In his paper <i><a href="https://www.pitzer.edu/academics/faculty/zuckerman/Zuckerman_on_Atheism.pdf" target="_blank">Atheism, Secularlarity, and Well-Being</a></i>, he concludes that<br />
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<span style="font-family: 'AdvPSBEM'; font-size: 11.000000pt;">[a]theism and secularity have many positive correlates, such as higher
levels of education and verbal ability, lower levels of prejudice, ethnocentrism, racism,
and homophobia, greater support for women’s equality, child-rearing that promotes independent thinking and an absence of corporal punishment, etc. And at the societal level,
with the important exception of suicide, states and nations with a higher proportion of
secular people fare markedly better than those with a higher proportion of religious
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But what <i>appears</i> to be correct and what's <i>actually </i>correct are, of course, two different things. For example, modern science appears to be correct -- despite contradicting the Bible -- on such fundamental issues as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang" target="_blank">the origin, age, and composition of the Universe</a>, <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Biblical_flat_earth_claims#Christianity" target="_blank">whether the Earth is an oblate spheroid</a>, <a href="https://answersingenesis.org/extinct-animals/unicorns-in-the-bible/" target="_blank">the existence of unicorns</a>, <a href="http://biblehub.com/genesis/30-35.htm" target="_blank">how to breed striped goats</a>, and the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenesis" target="_blank">origin</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution" target="_blank">development of all known life</a>. But does that mean it's actually correct? Of course not. Modern science contradicts the Bible. Therefore, it's actually incorrect.<br />
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<b>How do we know one can't be moral without God?</b><br />
First, and most importantly, <a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+14&version=KJV" target="_blank">the Bible says so</a>. Boom, QED, end of discussion.<br />
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Second, if you insist on further discussion, just look at morals. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreducible_complexity" target="_blank">They're so complex</a>! Atheists tend to claim that these incredibly intricate codes of behavior <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergence" target="_blank">emerged</a> <a href="http://www.oxfordscholarship.com/view/10.1093/acprof:oso/9780199969470.001.0001/acprof-9780199969470" target="_blank">from human empathy</a>. But <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_ignorance" target="_blank">no one could possibly accept something so complex coming from something so basic</a>. In fact, for atheists to claim in an intellectually honest way that rules and patterns as complex as morals could emerge from something as basic as the human impulse to empathy, they'd have to show that such emergence is evidenced elsewhere in the entirely naturalistic universe in which they claim to believe. <br />
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And that's just not possible. It's not like you see, say, <a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/inkfish/2014/08/08/it-only-takes-six-generations-to-turn-a-brown-butterfly-purple/" target="_blank">significant changes in butterfly phenotypes based on small changes in genotype</a>. Or even <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_30" target="_blank">complex patterns emerging from simple rules in binary cell automation</a>. So, clearly, you wouldn't see varied, intricate moral codes emerging from something as straightforward as the capacity to see things from another's perspective. They must, therefore, have come from the God of the Bible -- as the Bible says. QED again.<br />
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Third, if you believe (like atheists laughably do) that human characteristics are the product of evolution from an ancestor common to all known life in response to selective pressure, you'd naturally expect to see some form of morality in other social animals -- which is ridiculous. Do you see <a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080529141329.htm" target="_blank">altruism in insects</a>? <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/20/science/20moral.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0" target="_blank">Chimpanzees risking or sacrificing their lives for one another, or gibbons voluntarily going hungry when they know that they have to hurt others to eat</a>? Or <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/1427058/Elephants-free-captive-antelope.html" target="_blank">elephants showing sympathy for the plight of trapped antelope</a>? Despite the evidence of exactly those things, no, you don't. So morality just couldn't have emerged from evolutionarily advantageous traits.<br />
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(logic)" target="_blank">Since there is no secular, naturalistic explanation for human morals, they must be given to humanity by God</a>. Atheists, who reject God, are therefore immoral despite all evidence to the contrary.<br />
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<b>So...if atheists are immoral, why do they, on average, behave in moral ways more consistently than the religious?</b><br />
It has to be Satan making atheists look good to trick people into becoming irreligious, thus earning themselves condemnation to Hell by omnibenevolent God. What other sensible explanation is there?<br />
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Thank you, mortals, as always, for reading! I look forward to your thoughts in the comments section.<br />
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<br />Angel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-27854976668445126102015-01-29T11:13:00.000-08:002015-01-29T11:13:09.105-08:00The Burrito QuestionGreetings, mortals! In my ministry on <a href="https://twitter.com/AngelofScience" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, I am frequently challenged to answer what I have come to call "The Burrito Question." <br />
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The Burrito Question was most famously asked by the well-known, jaundiced, anadactylic heathen <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Simpson" target="_blank">Homer Simpson</a> of good Christian <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Flanders" target="_blank">Ned Flanders</a> in Episode 16:13, <i><a href="http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Weekend_at_Burnsie%27s" target="_blank">Weekend at Burnsies</a></i>:<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #3a3a3a; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?</span></blockquote>
It's a variation on the more standard <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnipotence_paradox" target="_blank">omnipotence paradox</a>, "Can omnipotent God create a stone so heavy even He cannot lift it?"<br />
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Since I'm asked this so often, I thought I'd address it here so all four of my faithful readers can have ready access to the definitive answer to this so-called "paradox."<br />
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<b><i>Can the Triune God (or any aspect thereof) microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?</i></b><br />
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<b>Yes.</b> God is omnipotent, and so may accomplish any task at His barest whim. This necessarily includes the Creation of a burrito so hot He cannot eat it (and its necessary predicate, Creation of a microwave capable of this feat). <br />
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<i><b>Does this prove that God, who can create a task that is impossible for Him, is consequently not omnipotent? </b></i><br />
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<b><i>No. </i></b>Remember, in addition to being omnipotent, God is omniscient. And as we all know, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientia_potentia_est" target="_blank">knowledge is power</a>. Since God is omnipotent <i>and</i> omniscient, and knowledge is power, He is omnipotent twice. <br />
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God can therefore use His first omnipotence to create a task beyond His boundless power -- a burrito too hot to eat, a stone to heavy to lift, <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1778" target="_blank">an argument so circular even He couldn't believe it</a> -- and then use His second omnipotence to accomplish it.<br />
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Glad we got that settled once and for all. Thank you, mortals, for reading. As always, I look forward to your thoughts in the comments section.Angel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-37708826227888326102015-01-05T17:44:00.002-08:002015-01-05T17:59:59.035-08:00What Would Happen if Atheists Really Re-Wrote the Ten Commandments? The Collapse of Civilization.<div class="tr_bq">
Greetings, mortals! Sorry for my long absence from this blog. I recently got a new job falsifying the spectrographic profiles of <a href="http://phl.upr.edu/projects/habitable-exoplanets-catalog/results" target="_blank">exoplanets to make them appear Earth-like (to further test your faith in Creation, of course)</a>. As you might imagine, the work involves a lot of travel, which has eaten into my blogging time. Nonetheless, I'm ready to dive right back in to bringing everyone Christ's Word of love, generosity, and kindness to your fellow humans.</div>
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First up? Discussing how atheists -- every single one of them -- are working to destroy civilization by driving people away from God. As you may have heard on CNN, two atheists, Lex Bayer and John Figdor, recently promulgated <a href="http://us.cnn.com/2014/12/19/living/atheist-10-commandments/index.html" target="_blank">ten atheist "non-commandments."</a><br />
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As you'll see, these guidelines are a recipe for the destruction of everything religion has helped build. Under them, people would think critically, follow the evidence rather than their feelings to conclusions (which would be modifiable by new evidence!), act thoughtfully and treat others mindfully, and be tolerant of the harmless choices of their fellow human beings. In other words, these "non-commandments" would lay waste to the racial, social, and economic distinctions that God, through His churches and chosen servants in government, has established and maintained on Earth.<br />
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As scary as <i>these</i> are, however, just imagine if atheists, in their secular humanist zeal, re-wrote the actual Ten Commandments -- which are indisputably the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_Ur-Nammu" target="_blank">first-ever written legal code</a> and the <a href="http://ffrf.org/uploads/images/Adams_large.jpg" target="_blank">basis for all morals and laws, particularly in the United States of America</a>. <br />
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Actually, let's not imagine. Let's build on my <a href="http://angel-of-science.blogspot.com/2014/09/if-i-were-atheist.html" target="_blank">thought experiment about what atheists believe</a>, pretend to be atheists, and re-write the actual Commandments. Be warned! What follows here is terrifying.<br />
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First, <i>"I am the LORD thy God which brought thee out of the land of Egypt. Thou shalt have no other gods before me" </i>becomes<br />
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<b>1. Believe in God or gods or whatever you want, just so long as you don't seek to impose your beliefs on anyone else or discriminate against those who believe differently. But we respectfully suggest taking a skeptical view of all claims concerning the supernatural -- especially ones where the claims are extreme, e.g., of creatures endowed with omnipotence, omnipresence, omniscience, and omnibenevolence.</b><br />
<b><br /></b>Laughable. As if the claim that there exists a God who can rewrite the laws of the Universe at his barest whim is "extreme." <br />
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Okay, next, <i>"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image" </i>is corrupted into<br />
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<b>2. Pictures of pretty much anything are allowed, so long as you don't create or use the images in ways that harm the body and/or mind of the entity depicted. Also, don't distribute images without the express consent of their subjects or, for copyrighted materials, the content creators. That's just basic decency.</b><br />
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Huh. Not bad. Sure, permitting sexually explicit images is execrable, but at least this version would take care of the whole "the Crucifix is a graven image/no it isn't/yes it is/fine, be that way, let's kill each other by the thousands over the course of centuries and split our religion that nominally calls all humanity into oneness with God into innumerable sects" thing. <br />
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Anyway, on to <i>"Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain." </i>This one becomes a depraved free-for-all:<br />
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<b>3. Say anything you want at any time you want, so long as you're not saying it to deliberately hurt someone or prevent people from having <i>their</i> say. And if something someone says hurts or offends you, feel free to confront her or him about that, explain why you felt hurt, find out whether she or he intended the hurt, and react (within reason) accordingly.</b><br />
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Chilling, isn't it? Obeying this would prevent me and my fellow Christians from protecting our beliefs from criticism by feigning umbrage. No thank you.<br />
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Ok, next, <i>"Remember the Sabbath Day" </i>becomes the social order-disrupting<br />
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<b>4. Give people time off from work and/or school when they're sick or need to handle the personal matters that everybody has from time to time, and offer a generous amount of vacation time. Not only will your employees/students be more productive, they'll be happier because they'll feel respected and thus more fulfilled in life -- which, in the end, is all that matters.</b><br />
<b><br /></b>Please. Don't atheists know that salvation comes by suffering all of life's travails without longing for any temporal reward? Well, except for the rich. They're saved mostly by philanthropy. Or just going to church on the Sabbath. Or praying at their convenience. Because God gives us the suffering He knows we can bear, and the rich? They're really out of practice at putting up with anything other than occasional, transient discomfort.<br />
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How about <i>"Honor thy father and mother?"</i><br />
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<b>5. Treat family members with the respect they deserve. If they nurtured and supported you, nurture and support them right back. If they tore you down, be at peace with the fact that there's no shame in parting ways with destructive people -- even if they're family. Oh, and, don't anybody judge those who made the hard choice to limit or break contact with family members. Such decisions are never arrived at easily and should be respected.</b><br />
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*Shudder*. People feeling free to leave relationships that diminish them would pretty much kill efforts to recruit people into religion by harping on their sinful nature and consequent need for salvation. Can't have that.<br />
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Alright, now for the big one. How do atheists re-write <i>"Thou shalt not kill"?</i><br />
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<b>6. Don't kill anyone for any reason other than defense of oneself or another against lethal force or involuntary servitude. This includes war and the death penalty. </b><br />
<b><br /></b>Huh! That doesn't seem so--<br />
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<b>6 (cont'd). No other exceptions ok? None. None of this divine command or preventing the spread of an ideology with which you disagree bullshit. No god told you to kill or go to war, and even if you think one or more did, see #1. Same for if you have the desire to bring a knife -- or a bomb, or an army -- to an idea fight. No. Killing.</b><br />
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Well, then. Not so sure why secular humanists would be so worked up about people killing each other for perfectly good reasons like combating apostasy and to fulfill perceived divine command, but I guess they are. <br />
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Moving on! <i>"Thou shalt not commit adultery."</i><br />
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<b>7. Consensual sex between adults only, please, and if you've promised someone you'll have sex exclusively with her or him, keep your promise until you've told her or him that you've changed your mind.</b><br />
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That's...not terrible. It's basically identical in effect to the original. Score one for the atheists, I guess. Oh, wait, no, this includes homosexual relationships. My bad! This would be destructive because treating the gays like they're people destabilizes civilization. Don't ask me how, but it does. <br />
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Anyway, on to number eight: <i>"Thou shalt not steal."</i><br />
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<b>8. Don't steal, and especially don't set up entire social and economic systems designed to irrevocably concentrate wealth in an elite class to the detriment of all others.</b><br />
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I don't really have a problem with this, except it kind of piles on the moneychangers. They haven't been able to ply their trade in sites of worship for, like, 2,000 years. Lay off, ok?<br />
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Getting close to the end now. Number 9, <i>"Thou shalt not bear false witness against they neighbor."</i><br />
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<b>9. Don't lie to anyone about matters of consequence.</b><br />
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No, no, no. Can you imagine not being able to mischaracterize or fabricate things about people you've outgrouped so as to bolster your own personal, social, economic, or political standing? How would we maintain the integrity of our insular communities, or make sure that governments only help those whom we deem deserving?<br />
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Alright, finally, <i>"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."</i><br />
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<b>10. We suggest that comparing yourself to other people is a recipe for unhappiness. Instead, try working hard to get what you want in the way you want it. If you see someone who has what you want, ask her or him how to get it. We think you'll find yourself most fulfilled most often by living the life you build for yourself -- even when it's hard.</b><br />
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That's just ridiculous. The key to happiness is not to strive for what you want. It's to <i>pray </i>for what you want, and then, when your prayers go unanswered -- as they almost certainly will -- to resign yourself to lifelong privation, the pain of which you dampen with the unconfirmed promise of an eternal paradise in Heaven. Seriously, it's like atheists don't understand how these things are supposed to work. I'll stick with the original Commandments -- and hope you do, too.<br />
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Thank you, mortals, for reading! As always, please offer your thoughts and feedback in the comments.Angel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-40059912552192230582014-09-26T19:33:00.001-07:002014-09-26T19:33:13.066-07:00Evidence that the building blocks of life are abundant in the interstellar medium? Yes, but it's not a big deal.Greetings, mortals! Earlier today, scientists with the <a href="http://www.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de/" target="_blank">Max Planck Institute for Radio Astronomy</a> announced their finding that <a href="http://www.chemthes.com/entity_datapage.php?id=4121" target="_blank">isopropyl cyanide</a>, an organic molecule, <a href="http://www.sciencemag.org/content/345/6204/1584" target="_blank">is abundant in the interstellar medium</a>. They made this "discovery" by observing the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagittarius_B2" target="_blank">Sagittarius B2 gas cloud</a> with the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atacama_Large_Millimeter_Array" target="_blank">Atacama Large Millimeter Array (ALMA)</a> of radio telescopes to analyze the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_spectroscopy#Radio_spectroscopy" target="_blank">radiospectrometric signatures</a> of the various molecules that make up the gas cloud. <br />
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While researchers have <a href="http://www.space.com/2711-organic-molecules-diverse-space-places.html" target="_blank">previously detected organic molecules in space</a>, isopropyl cyanide is the first such organic molecule seen that has a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branching_(polymer_chemistry)" target="_blank">branched carbon backbone</a>. It, unlike any of those previously-observed molecules, is thus more like the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amino_acid" target="_blank">amino acids</a> that your sciences (incorrectly) believe form the building blocks of life here on Earth. Because the amino acids, like isopropyl cyanide, have a branched, carbon-based structure.<br />
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<b>What's the significance of this?</b> Well, if you believe life on Earth arose naturalistically, this finding strongly suggests that other branched carbon molecules -- including, possibly, amino acids themselves -- exist in abundance in space. That would further support the theory that life arose on Earth without any supernatural intervention because it means those building blocks were likely already present here on Earth and didn't have to form from simpler molecules under the right conditions. <br />
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In other words, if branched carbon molecules are abundant in space, they were likely abundant on Earth from its earliest days. And if that's true, the number of steps humans thought were needed to move from molecules present on Earth to the emergence of life decreases. It also increases the likelihood that life exists elsewhere in the universe. <br />
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Said another way, given the existence of branched carbon organic molecules in space, <b>the number of assumptions in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenesis#Chemical_origin_of_organic_molecules" target="_blank">chemical synthesis-based hypotheses</a> of abiogenesis goes down. </b>And as scientists are always fond of telling us, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor" target="_blank">the simpler a hypothesis is in relation to competing hypotheses, the more likely it's true.</a><br />
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<b>Does this undermine Creation or Intelligent Design? </b>No, of course not. First of all, if you want to blaspheme by calling Creation a hypothesis, it's the simplest hypothesis of all: God did it. You don't even need to assume anything (apart from the agency of a supernatural being of limitless power and eternal duration whose very existence is at variance with all available evidence, which evidence is consistent only with a naturalistic universe). QED.<br />
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Second, even if branched carbon organic molecules were abundant on Earth from its beginning, no one was around to see those molecules become self-replicating bases for all terrestrial life. That means abiogenesis can't be proven, which means, of course, abiogenesis must not be true. And if abiogenesis isn't true, then Creation must be, because it says so in the Bible. QED again!<br />
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<b>If God Created all, why, then, are complex organic molecules present in interstellar space? </b>Simple. As I said in <a href="http://angel-of-science.blogspot.com/2014/09/if-god-punished-humanity-for-tower-of.html" target="_blank">my last post,</a> God has been expanding the veil of Heaven to make sure human space exploration doesn't pierce through it. It's been a big project and something we had to do pretty quickly, so, well, there wasn't a lot of time to clean everything up. <br />
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Basically, the organic compounds you're seeing in space are the cast-off materials from Creation. <b>It's the sawdust on the floor of God's workshop.</b> That's all. There's no significance to it at all apart from being further proof that God Created all life on Earth. <br />
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So quit getting all excited about this, okay? Focus on something more important. Like praying, or figuring out better ways to rationalize the Bible into being literal truth. The salvation of your immortal soul is, after all, both incompatible with and more important than knowledge.<br />
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Thank you for reading, and as always, I welcome your comments below!<br />
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<br />Angel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-15641670817271131182014-09-21T19:30:00.002-07:002014-09-21T19:30:26.300-07:00If God Punished Humanity for the Tower of Babel, why not for Space Exploration?<div class="tr_bq">
<b>Oh, He's punishing you for it.</b> And what He's doing is chilling.</div>
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But we'll get to that. First let's discuss what you're doing wrong. The Book of Genesis is clear on how humanity is supposed to view the cosmos: </div>
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I, of course, cloaked this truth of Creation in the evidence that you now claim points to a spherical earth, heliocentric solar system, and Big Bang cosmology. But you were supposed to reject all of that evidence. You were supposed to accept what the Bible says about the cosmos because what the Bible says about the cosmos is in the Bible. <br />
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Obviously you went a different way. <br />
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And so here we are, with humanity growing more and more distant from the beliefs God prescribed for you as your scientists <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/large-hadron-collider/8116226/Large-Hadron-Collider-creates-mini-Big-Bang-with-lead-ions.html" target="_blank">re-create the conditions of the Big Bang</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENyyRwxpHo" target="_blank">achieve greater understanding of your place in the universe</a>, and <a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140107-hubble-oldest-frontier-science-space-astronomy/" target="_blank">use space-based telescopes to peer further than ever before into the cosmos</a>. <br />
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You're not limiting yourself to terrestrial efforts, either. You have <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Space_Station" target="_blank">collaborated despite nationalism to build an orbital station</a>, sent a probe <a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/nasa-uses-new-test-determine-if-voyager-1-has-left-heliosphere-enter-interstellar-space-1637616" target="_blank">past the heliosphere into interstellar space (maybe)</a>, and <a href="http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/" target="_blank">landed a laser-armed, nuclear-powered science tank on another planet</a>. Your spaceflight capabilities have advanced to the point that private entities are now able to <a href="http://www.spacex.com/webcast/" target="_blank">accomplish feats of engineering once achievable only by governments</a>.<br />
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<b>Which brings us back to the Tower of Babel</b>. Genesis 11:1-9 teaches,<br />
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In short, a bunch of dudes got together and, because they had both the ability to collaborate effortlessly and a sufficient supply of slime, were able to begin building a tower that would have pierced Heaven but for the intervention of God. <b>Because as God said, when humans collaborate fully, nothing within their imaginations remains beyond their grasp.</b><br />
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Seriously. You guys are figuring out how to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EmDrive" target="_blank">propel spaceships with glorified microwave ovens</a>. <a href="http://www.nasa.gov/centers/glenn/technology/warp/ideachev.html" target="_blank">You're working on a warp drive</a>, for [blasphemy redacted]'s sake. Let that sink in. <i>You are working on a warp drive.</i><br />
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Now, sure, the warp drive stuff is still all theoretical. But do you think something being theoretical is going to stop you? Look at your <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosetta_(spacecraft)" target="_blank">Rosetta spacecraft</a>. It was launched in 2004. A week ago, the European Space Agency <a href="http://www.space.com/27149-rosetta-comet-landing-site-revealed.html" target="_blank">chose a landing site</a> on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/67P/Churyumov%E2%80%93Gerasimenko" target="_blank">comet 67P</a> for the Rosetta's <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philae_(spacecraft)" target="_blank">Philae</a> </i>lander. Let <i>that </i>sink in. Humans shot a rocket into space <i>ten years ago</i>, successfully maneuvered its payload into stable orbit around a comet <i>this year</i>, and are about to land on that comet another science tank. And how did you do this? By combining math, astronomy, physics, chemistry, engineering, and fire. Holy [blasphemy redacted].<br />
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<b>Anyway! Back to Babel.</b> Humanity was about to pierce the veil of Heaven. But if it had done that, <a href="http://biblehub.com/kjv/genesis/1.htm" target="_blank">the portion of the dark ocean held above the Earth by Heaven would have poured through</a>, drowning everything on Earth. <a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+6" target="_blank">And that kind of devastation is something only God is allowed to wreak</a>, thank you very much. Also, secondarily, humanity was proving itself capable of equaling the glory of God, <a href="http://biblehub.com/akjv/exodus/34.htm" target="_blank">which He really doesn't like</a>. <br />
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For those two reasons, God (who, of course, loves you and wants only for you to succeed), robbed you of your ability to collaborate with one another for your shared benefit. The veil of Heaven and God's majesty were thus preserved.<br />
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<b>Except you found workarounds.</b> Fast forward 4,300 years -- since, of course, the Earth is only 6,000 years old -- and not only have you learned each others' languages, you're now so capable as scientists and engineers that you can exceed the works of the Babel architects within not just a single language, but within a single nation.<br />
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So what was God to do? Organized religious sects already keep you divided, obviously, but that's no longer sufficient. Neither is the languages thing. Even if He pulled that again, you'd just adapt again. You'd keep expanding your reach to the stars, pierce the veil of Heaven, and drown the Earth. <br />
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So He decided to punish you by implementing a public works project second in scope only to Creation. As humanity has peered and explored deeper into space, <b>God has concomitantly expanded the veil of Heaven to exceed your reach.</b> That is His horrifying punishment for your continued, arrogant exploration of the cosmos.<br />
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<b>Now, you may be saying, "that doesn't seem so bad." </b> Well, then. You haven't thought through the implications. <br />
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Before they may receive their posthumous reward in Heaven, virtuous souls must first get there. And as you know, God has made it so nothing in the universe travels faster than the speed of light -- including humans' immortal souls. <br />
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The veil of Heaven is now over <a href="http://www.space.com/23306-ancient-galaxy-farthest-ever-seen.html" target="_blank">13 billion light-years away from the Earth</a>. Which means that when your faithful loved ones pass away, it takes at least 13 billion years for their souls to reach Heaven. So your dear departed Grandma? Yep, you guessed it. She's presently hurtling through the blackness of space, incorporeal, immortal, and utterly alone, just as she will be for billions and billions of years to come.<br />
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<b>Terrible, isn't it?</b> But necessary -- because God loves you. He doesn't want you to drown. <br />
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Thank you for reading, mortals! As always, I welcome your thoughts and comments.<br />
<br />Angel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-38523646613297093602014-09-01T20:09:00.003-07:002014-09-01T20:11:28.642-07:00If I Were an Atheist...Greetings, mortals! Christ, in Chapter 5, verse 44 of the Gospel of Matthew, teaches,<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #fdfeff; color: #001320; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">But I say unto you, love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; t</span><span style="background-color: #fdfeff; color: #001320; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;">hat ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust. </span><span style="background-color: #fdfeff; color: #001320; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;">For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? Do not even the publicans the same? </span><span style="background-color: #fdfeff; color: #001320; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;">And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more </span><i style="background-color: #fdfeff; color: #001320; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;">than others</i><span style="background-color: #fdfeff; color: #001320; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;">? Do not even the publicans so? </span><span style="background-color: #fdfeff; color: #001320; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: justify;">Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.</span></span></blockquote>
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Which, of course, I always strive to do. But it's hard! Throughout <a href="https://twitter.com/AngelofScience" target="_blank">my ministry on Twitter</a>, I have encountered atheists who disbelieve the very existence of God. Loving them despite their persistent apostasy has been difficult. So I sought guidance from a moral authority nearly equal to Christ: Atticus Finch.<br />
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So, to better follow Christ's teachings, I thought I'd try what I believe infidels call a "thought experiment."<br />
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If I were an atheist, what would I believe?</h3>
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Well, first, I'd be human. Second, I'd have concluded after inquiry and introspection that there's no reliable proof of God -- of any gods. I'd believe that the available evidence points to nothing supernatural at all. In addition, I'd maintain that what evidence we do have is consistent only with a naturalistic universe. And while I wouldn't currently have an explanation for how all known life arose, I would see from what science tells us that the known diversity of life is well-explained by the occurrence of genetic mutations and application of selective pressures over the billions of years the Earth has existed.</div>
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Wow, ok. Wow, I'd have to reject Creationism. I'd no longer believe that all life was Created by an omnipotent God, in whom lies infinite plenty. Instead, I, like all but a few biologists, would believe that everything we know about life -- above all the universal condition of constant, brutal competition for scarce resources during finite lives -- supports the theory that life emerged on Earth billions of years ago and evolved from there to its current states. Moreover, my view would be supported not by a holy text, but by centuries of consistent findings in the fossil record, naturalistic observations, and laboratory experiments.</div>
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I'd also be skeptical about my own, personal experiences of God. After all, neuroscience has demonstrated that my feeling of a personal connection to something greater than myself during prayer and ritual worship is, on a chemical level, indistinguishable from connections with the divine felt by others who believe in a God or gods that I hold to be false. I, being skeptical, would therefore be inclined to conclude that my personal experience of God was nothing more than the operation of chemical processes in the reward center of my brain.</div>
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Based on all of that, I'd reject the supernatural events described in holy texts. After all, none of them has been observed or repeated. All of them are explainable by science in a way consistent with a naturalistic universe. On top of that, if I viewed holy texts skeptically, the contradictions, demonstrable inaccuracies, and immoralities they contain would strongly suggest human authorship, rather than inspiration by an omniscient, omnibenevolent God.</div>
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So there's no God. Nothing outside holy texts supports His existence. In fact, those same holy texts undermine His existence. Where do I go from there?</h2>
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Ok, well, if there's no God, the universe wasn't Created for me. I'm not exalted above all other living creatures. In fact, I exist by mere chance. The universe not only doesn't care about my fleeting existence, it, outside of those of its sentient subcomponents who know me, isn't aware of me at all. </div>
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Furthermore, no God loves me above others because I happen to worship Him in the right way with the right words. My origin and existence are no more remarkable or memorable than that of any other person. Even if my life becomes the stuff of legend on Earth, I will be, at best, forgotten with the collapse of civilization. Should records of my exploits be discovered and translated by whatever civilization arises after ours, or after that one, or after the next one yet, I'll be forgotten when <i>it </i>collapses. And no matter what, I'll be forgotten here when the Sun expands and the Earth becomes, like most of the universe, inhospitable to all life. </div>
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Not even the idea that my exploits would be broadcast to the stars is a comfort. After all, the expansion of the universe will eventually stretch out that signal to the point of unintelligibility. Even if it were to persist long enough to be received and understood by some extraterrestrial beings, they, too, would eventually come to nothing.</div>
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In short, virtually nothing I do matters on a scale meaningful to anything outside my immediate environs and anyone other than those whose lives intersect with mine. And no matter what I do, no matter how great I am, I will die, decompose, and be forgotten -- just like everyone else.</div>
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So life is meaningless.</h2>
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Well, yeah, obviously. I'm an atheist for this thought experiment. But I've still got this pesky will to live. I can't shake it. Even though the universe isn't handing me a reason to go on, I seem to need to find one. In fact, I seem to need to assign meaning and purpose to what I do in order to find what I do rewarding. I suspect that's evolutionarily advantageous.</div>
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It also seems that the biological processes that evolved to help me survive as a member of the current global apex predator species, which initially achieved dominance as an endurant pack animal, make me feel happy when I do things that those biological processes make me feel are meaningful. And a lot of the things those processes make me feel are meaningful just happen to build connections with the humans around me. I suspect that that's also evolutionarily advantageous.</div>
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So, in other words, even though no God exists to supply my life with meaning, I have inborn in me, independent of anything external or supernatural, the need to live a life of purpose.</div>
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Shh, I'm thinking. So while, to the universe, my life is infinitesimal, <i>I </i>need to live it. And I need for it to be full of meaning. And who cares whether those needs arise from biochemical processes? They are <i>mine,</i> and they are <i>constant </i>and <i>inescapable.</i></div>
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And, holy crap, everyone else needs the same things too. Because we all evolved the same way. The biochemical processes that drive me drive everyone else. And...and none of us is loved by a God above another. There is no God to do so. None of us is favored in any way by anything other than chance. </div>
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We are all, therefore, creatures of a common origin and destination. Nothing else will ever help us, comfort us, or guide us. There is no other life but that which competes with us for what we need to live. We are all we have. That's why we evolved to work -- and have succeeded only by working -- together.</div>
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Shh, still thinking. This means no one is my better. Not only are we all shaped by mutation and natural selection to need each other, but everyone is driven by the same basic needs as me: water, food, shelter, companionship, competence, and purpose. When other people behave in ways that increase my access to those things, they enrich my life. They enrich that part they've touched of the only life I'll ever have. When they're selfish, they diminish and make difficult part of the only life I'll ever have.</div>
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And when <i>I'm</i> selfish -- when I behave in ways that benefit me to others' detriment -- that's what I do to them. I take a part of a fleeting existence that is equally as precious as mine and I make it worse. But when I'm generous, thoughtful, and caring, I make it better.</div>
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Then, in turn, I'm rewarded! The biological processes that drive me to be a collaborative member of a collaborative species make me feel good about how I acted. I get not just the same dopamine-driven satisfaction I once found by saying the right words in the right way at the right time to the right God, but the knowledge that I've given of myself in a way that improved a life equal in value to my own.</div>
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So...life isn't meaningless?</h2>
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It would appear not. I, an atheist, find my own life's meaning. And I find it most frequently by acting to enrich the lives of my co-equal human beings.</div>
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Wow. It sounds like thinking that way would take a lot of care and consideration.</h3>
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Oh, yeah, it sounds like a ton of work. Thank God I'm not an atheist!</div>
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Thank you for reading, mortals, and as always, I look forward to your comments and questions. Take care, and God (who totally does exist) bless.</div>
Angel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-22345113326839882652014-08-22T12:33:00.003-07:002014-08-22T12:33:58.763-07:00Anthropogenic Warming "Pause" Due to Ocean Currents? No, it's Intelligent Planetary Thermodynamics.Greetings, mortals! Today I'd like to discuss the so-called global warming "hiatus," and the recent claim by scientists that they've found what they believe to be its cause.<br />
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What is the claimed discovery?</h4>
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Earlier today, researchers led by Drs. Xianyao Chen and Ka-Kit Tung published in <i><a href="http://www.sciencemag.org/content/345/6199/897" target="_blank">Science</a> </i>the results of a study showing that currents in the Atlantic and Southern Oceans have been operating as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_sink" target="_blank">heat sinks</a>, carrying heat down from the ocean surface to its depths. According to their research, <a href="http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/oceans-hid-the-heat-and-slowed-pace-of-global-warming/" target="_blank">currents carry warm water from the tropics -- which is relatively saltier than ocean water closer to the poles -- to the North Atlantic, where it cools. Then, because saltier water is denser, it sinks to the ocean depths, taking with it heat from the surface</a>. This process is known as saltwater subduction.<br />
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The researchers further announced that based on their analysis of available data, these currents are cyclical. The warmer water coming from the tropics melts ice at the poles (<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/13/science/earth/collapse-of-parts-of-west-antarctica-ice-sheet-has-begun-scientists-say.html?_r=0" target="_blank">which has been happening rapidly over the last decade</a>). That makes the water closer to the poles less saline, and therefore less dense. That slows the ocean current. As a result, the scientists claim, the current switches back to a warming cycle until the salinity differentials switch back. This happens once every 30 years or so. <br />
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The last time these currents were on a cooling cycle, in the 1970s, the cooling trend was so pronounced it triggered fears of a <a href="http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/1970s-ice-age-scare/" target="_blank">new Ice Age</a>. The switch to the warming cycle corresponded with the rapid global warming observed between the mid-70s and early 2000s. Researchers attribute half of that warming to these ocean cycles, and half to human activity. The current switched back to a cooling cycle in or about 2000 -- the start of the global warming "pause." <br />
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But global temperatures did not drop. Rather, <a href="http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/global/2014/7/supplemental/page-1" target="_blank">they rose more slowly and intermittently.</a> <br />
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What does this mean for me?</h4>
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If the researchers are right about the effect of these ocean currents, this suggests human activities over the last 15 years have contributed so significantly to average global temperature rise that they counteracted a cooling effect that, when last observed, <b><i>was so significant people feared an Ice Age</i></b>. That, in turn, suggests that when the current switches back to a warming cycle in approximately 15 years, we will see unprecedented warming of the Earth's average global temperature due to human greenhouse gas emissions, <a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/08/140821-global-warming-hiatus-climate-change-ocean-science/" target="_blank">to possibly catastrophic effect</a>:<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25px;">"The frightening part," Tung says, is "it's going to warm just as fast as the last three decades of the 20th century, which was the fastest warming we've seen." Only now, we'll be starting from a higher average surface temperature than before.</span></blockquote>
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Is it time to finally get serious on a global level about changing human behavior to avoid and counteract further anthropogenic warming?</h4>
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No, of course not. There's no such thing as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_change#Human_influences" target="_blank">anthropogenic warming</a>. These ocean currents aren't responsible for any changes in global temperatures at all. The evidence the scientists presented is simply not valid. They didn't find it in the Bible, so it's just not true.<br />
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What's really causing these fluctuations in global temperatures? God's Will. He changes the average global temperatures, thus causing fluctuations in climates, to further his inscrutable -- but perfect -- Design. I call it "Intelligent Planetary Thermodynamics." That's a lot of syllables, though, so I'm open to suggestions on a better name.<br />
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The bottom line is, human activity doesn't cause warming, despite <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming" target="_blank">the overwhelming evidence for exactly that</a>. God does. And you can rest assured that despite His history of allowing, condoning, and/or commanding slavery, torture, murder, infanticide, and genocide, AND triggering a global Flood, that He is causing all of these changes because He has humanity's best interests at heart. <br />
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So, in summary, you can, <i>despite the mountain of evidence suggesting otherwise</i>, go on burning fossil fuels and emitting greenhouse gases. There will be no adverse consequences. Everything will be just fine.<br />
<br />Angel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-5655521221160397802014-08-15T08:56:00.002-07:002014-08-15T09:04:48.941-07:00Rapid evolution in butterflies? No, God pitying unfortunate physicists.Greetings, mortals! Apologies for my long absence. I have been focusing on my Twitter ministry (<a href="https://twitter.com/AngelofScience" target="_blank">@angelofscience</a>), which so far goes well. I have, admittedly, converted zero infidels and nonbelievers to Christ, but I feel I've come close on at least one occasion. Maybe. Towards the end of my proselytizing efforts, the person became intensely and aggressively interested in what I was wearing, and in what I would do to her or his nether regions. I was compelled to disengage and scourge myself as penance.<br />
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Anyway! Earlier this month, scientists at Yale University announced that through selective breeding, they were able to induce the butterfly <em style="background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #585858; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicyclus_anynana" target="_blank">Bicyclus anynana</a> </em>to "<a href="http://www.npr.org/2014/08/10/339292688/in-just-6-generations-butterflies-brighten-their-colors" target="_blank">evolve" from having dull, brown wings to having wings streaked with violet.</a> The researchers published their results in <a href="http://www.pnas.org/" target="_blank">Proceedings of the National Academy of the Sciences</a>.<br />
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The colors in butterfly wings -- whether brilliant or dull -- are, of course, merely expressions of the glory of God. Your sciences nonetheless say that such colors are the result of <a href="http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2014/07/31/1402770111.abstract" target="_blank">constructive interference of light reflected off of microscopic structures in butterfly wings</a>. <i>B. anyana </i>has wings that are predominantly brown. Two other <i>Bicyclus </i>species, <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicyclus_sambulos" target="_blank">B. sambulos </a></i>an <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicyclus_medontias" target="_blank">B. medontias</a></i>, have "evolved" more brightly decorated wings. The Yale researchers hypothesized that <i>B. anyana, </i>under <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_pressure" target="_blank">selective pressure</a> favoring the development of more colorful wings,<i> </i>could thus "evolve" similar nano-morphologies and begin to display more colorful wings. Their experiment was not only successful, <a href="http://www.npr.org/2014/08/10/339292688/in-just-6-generations-butterflies-brighten-their-colors" target="_blank">the <i>B. anyana </i>butterflies developed wings streaked with violet in just six generations</a>.<br />
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Now, is this shockingly quick change a demonstration that even slight changes in genotype can, in a very small number of generations, rapidly produce exactly the kind of phenotypic variations that would, given the various selective pressures in different ecological niches, account for the massive diversity of life, thus supporting modern theories of biological evolution? <br />
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No! No, of course not. The theory of evolution is contradicted by <a href="http://angel-of-science.blogspot.com/2014/07/debunking-claim-that-book-of-genesis.html" target="_blank">the entirely factual and internally consistent Creation story in Genesis</a>, and so is necessarily false. Here's what the Yale researchers' work really means.<br />
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God felt bad for them. Truly bad for them. <a href="http://news.yale.edu/2014/08/05/butterflies-are-free-change-colors-new-yale-research" target="_blank">These were physicists studying butterflies</a>. Do you know what other physicists are like if you're studying an observable, physical object that's subject to Newtonian mechanics but isn't a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idealization" target="_blank">hypothetical frictionless sphere</a>? They're awful. Just, I mean, awful. Incredibly derisive. And they never give up mocking you because your social cues of offense and shame aren't hypothetical frictionless spheres, and so bullying physicists don't bother to observe them. Given what these poor researchers were going through, God pitied them. He made their butterflies all pretty.<br />
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What proof of this do I have, you ask? Well, first, as always, stop questioning God lest you go to Hell. Second, since it wasn't evolution, it had to be the Christian God. There's no other God, per the Bible, so if a phenomenon was caused by supernatural means rather than evolution, it has to be Him instead of some other un-evidenced, supernatural cause. QED.<br />
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Thank you, mortals, for reading! As always, I look forward to your comments and questions.Angel of Sciencehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07139212466815230099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-5687873003311253292014-07-18T09:23:00.000-07:002014-07-18T09:37:19.586-07:00What Jesus Really Said about HomosexualityGreetings, mortals! In my <a href="http://angel-of-science.blogspot.com/2014/07/debunking-claim-that-book-of-genesis.html" target="_blank">last post</a>, I explained why the account of Creation in Genesis is not, as many infidels claim, self-contradictory. Now I want to take on another frequent claim of nonbelievers, the weak in faith, and the heretics: that Jesus never condemned homosexuality.<br />
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Before I begin, let me make one thing clear: I believe lesbians, gays, bisexuals, the transgendered, and those questioning their sexuality are equally as human as heterosexuals. God made them as they are. Their sexuality is not a choice. They should be afforded the same civil rights, privileges, and dignities as heterosexuals. <b>They should not be subjected to mistreatment of any kind -- and especially not violence -- because of their sexual orientation.</b> <br />
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It is, rather, incumbent on LGBTQ individuals to constantly suppress and never act on their desires. Because while loving God instilled in each LGBTQ person a sexual orientation (and the fundamental personal needs that come with it), loving God also deems that orientation to be an abomination.<br />
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Did Jesus really say nothing against homosexuality in the Bible?</h3>
If you read only the text of the Bible, yes, Jesus says nothing explicitly against homosexuals or homosexuality. Given that <a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+9" target="_blank">homosexuality has always existed in God's Creation</a>, Jesus's teaching that <a href="http://biblehub.com/esv/mark/12.htm" target="_blank">we should love our neighbors as ourselves, and that that commandment of empathy and mutual respect is greater than all the others</a>, even strongly implies that we should regard LGBTQ individuals as no less normal, human, and worthy of the right to freely express their love and commitment to one another than heterosexuals.<br />
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But remember, all of the Bible is literally true. And Jesus Christ, Son of God, is omniscient and consubstantial with our Almighty Father. So when God inspired the authors of Leviticus to write that "<a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+18&" target="_blank">[y]ou shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination.</a>", we know Jesus was saying that, too. So what we need to do is read Jesus' teachings in the New Testament with His & God's shared commands in the Old Testament <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statutory_interpretation#Textual" target="_blank">in pari materia</a></i> -- in other words, we assume that the Old Testament laws and the New Testament laws, all of which are the inerrant and absolute Word of God, are consistent with one another.<br />
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Bearing that in mind, does Jesus condemn homosexuality as an abomination in the New Testament? Yes, he does, in his greatest teaching of hope in a merciful and loving God: the <a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5" target="_blank">Beatitudes</a>.<br />
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Dude, are you sure you want to go there? Even Monty Python's Flying Circus found these above mockery in <i>The Life of Brian</i> and instead used the "blessed are the cheesemakers" joke about Jesus being hard to hear from so far away.</h4>
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Yes! We evangelicals must be brave in our faith if we are to persevere in the face of constantly having our beliefs undermined by facts and reason. So even though doing this may bring me condemnation, I will demonstrate that the Beatitudes, Christ's message of hope to all humanity, are, in fact, anti-LGBTQ screed.</div>
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How the Beatitudes Plainly Condemn Homosexuality</h3>
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"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven."</h4>
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Many take this as Jesus offering comfort to those who are unhappy in their mortal life by reassuring them that they will find comfort in God. Not so! Remember, Jesus has perfect knowledge of everything, past, present, and future. He knew that "gay" would go from meaning "happy" to, you know, the other thing. </div>
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Since Jesus knew "rich in spirit"="happy"="gay"="homosexual," we therefore see that here, Christ clearly meant "poor in spirit"="not happy"="not gay"="heterosexual." So this passage should actually be read, <i>"Blessed are the straight, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven."</i></div>
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"Blessed are they that mourn, for they shall be comforted."</h4>
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Is this a reassurance that those suffering the pain of lost loved ones will find solace in God? While that seems to be its plain -- and only -- meaning, no. Remember, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bereavement_in_Judaism#Stages_of_mourning" target="_blank">bereavement in Judaism</a> has clear stages. During many of those stages, people in mourning are prohibited from attending festive occasions, listening to music, or dancing. </div>
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And despite the fact that for as long as there have been Jews, there have been observant <i>gay </i>Jews who keep to all of their faith's teachings and traditions, including those concerning bereavement, we all know that gay people love festivities, good music, and dancing so much that they couldn't observe the proper stages of mourning. As such, gays wouldn't fall into Christ's category of "they that mourn."</div>
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So here, obviously, Christ is saying, <i>"Blessed are the straight, for they shall be comforted."</i></div>
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"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."</h4>
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Many suggest that what Jesus meant here is that those who are gentle and kind will be rewarded for their good treatment of others. That is also incorrect.</div>
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As we all know, despite all evidence to the contrary, homosexuals work aggressively to convert others to their deviant "lifestyle/inborn and unmodifiable essential identity." Anti-gay heterosexuals, by contrast, merely defend themselves against such aggression with violence, oppression, ostracization, population-level discrimination, invidious discrimination, psychological abuse, and disgust (whether patent or veiled). So, as is plain on the face of this Beatitude, Jesus here means that LGBTQ persons are not meek, and heterosexuals are. </div>
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Furthermore, as we all know, since gay people don't have children, they don't have direct heirs to whom they can pass on their lands. They consequently and leave such property to the descendants of their heterosexual relatives.</div>
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In short, this Beatitude means, <i>"Blessed are the straight, for they shall be rewarded by God and, incidentally, inherit their gay relatives' property."</i></div>
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"Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after righteousness, for they shall be filled."</h4>
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This one's straightforward: Christ's saying that those who long for equal justice for all humanity will find it in Heaven. It's His message that fairness and justice are the due of all humanity.</div>
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Remember, though, that it's the job of LGBTQ individuals to <i>behave </i>like they're straight so they can be treated equally in the eyes of laws written to discriminate against non-heterosexuals. To do otherwise would be to allow sin against God's Design, per the passage from Leviticus cited above. And Christians must do what they can to aid those non-heterosexual persons who seek to abide by God's will.</div>
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We see, therefore, that this passage actually reads, <i>"Blessed are they that make available gay conversion therapy, for they shall be filled in a way other than having the homosexual agenda crammed down their throats."</i></div>
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"Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy."</h4>
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Christ knew that being merciful is a tough thing. Showing kindness to those who have wronged you in a moment when you have power over them is extraordinarily difficult. It is rarely as immediately satisfying as exacting revenge, or, for that matter, imposing appropriate punishment. In addition, the rewards for being merciful are always delayed -- assuming they ever come to you at all. So here, Christ is saying that those who are kind the weak despite their greater power will themselves be shown mercy for their own transgressions.</div>
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What does this have to do with LGBTQ persons? Well, this Beatitude, in contrast to the others, addresses them directly. </div>
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As I mentioned above, the homosexual agenda is pursued aggressively. Gays work out, like, a lot, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-and-dad-im-gay-and-also-stronger-than-both-of,21017/" target="_blank">and are therefore much stronger than the average heterosexual</a>. And, as we all know, the temptation to engage in homosexual behavior is nearly overwhelming for everybody. Not because I'm gay! I'm totally not. But, you...you know, you imagine stuff, right? Everyone does, right? And if it's an option -- an acceptable option -- how can you <i>not </i>take the chance to tell the Archangel Uriel how you really feel about him? </div>
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He's so dreamy.</div>
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Uh, anyway, I digress. In short, homosexuals are ideologically aggressive, physically superior, and wielding a nearly overpowering temptation into sinful behavior. So what Christ is saying here is, in short, <i>"Blessed are the gay people who show mercy by concealing their essential selves and don't exhibit their sexuality in public, for they shall be left alone by heterosexuals in the afterlife."</i></div>
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"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God."</h4>
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This one should be obvious without any explication. As mentioned above, Jesus (who is one in being with God) said in Leviticus that gay relations are sinful. Ergo, people who engage in non-heterosexual relations are not pure in heart, and shall not see God.</div>
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Just a reminder: sexual orientation is given to you by God as an aspect of His perfect Creation. It's not a sin to <i>be </i>lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or questioning. It's simply that <i>following through </i>on that God-given orientation earns you a ticket straight to Hell.</div>
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Anyway! This Beatitude is, in other words, <i>"Blessed are they who, despite their longing for an authentic, loving connection with another human being to whom they are attracted by dint of the bio- and neurochemical processes that make up the core of their being, ignore those urges and falsely behave like heterosexuals, for they shall see God."</i></div>
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<b>"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the Children of God."</b></h4>
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This is another straightforward one. It also builds on the principles stated in the last two Beatitudes, thus showing the rigor and consistency of Christ's messages of Mercy. This simply means, <i>"Blessed are those faithful who work to quell the aggression of homosexuals by helping voluntary participants in 'pray away the gay' therapy and thus delay the otherwise inevitable hegemony of the LGBTQ agenda over all humanity, for they will be honored above all others by God."</i></div>
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<b>"Blessed are they that are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven."</b></h4>
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Alright! Last one, and a bit of the break from the previous teachings, because it's not a code. It means exactly what it says: <i>Those who are targeted and harmed for being righteous individuals will be rewarded for their perseverance with eternity in Heaven.</i> That's all. That's it. </div>
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As always, mortals, thank you for read--</div>
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Wait! This includes straight people who are offended by gayness, try to get them to stop being gay, and are criticized for discriminating, right?</h4>
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Nope. Witnessing something you personally find icky isn't persecution. Neither is being called out for saying things or behaving in ways your contemporaries consider discriminatory.</div>
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What about when I'm called a bigot or homophobe for voicing my opinions about gays?</h4>
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Also not persecution. It's not the nicest thing to say, but let's be honest, you probably earned it.</div>
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But if my children see people being gay, they'll--</h4>
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Be straight or gay based on their God-given nature. Relax.</div>
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But you said gay people who conceal their essential selves will be rewarded! Shouldn't I tell them to--</h4>
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No. The reward they get in Heaven from Almighty God is to be left alone by people like you. What does that tell you about what God wants for them now?</div>
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Um, for me to leave them alo--</h4>
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FOR YOU TO LEAVE THEM ALONE.</div>
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Well, that was fun! Thank you so much for reading, and as always, I look forward to your thoughts and comments!</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-79962059339927389522014-07-11T08:56:00.001-07:002014-07-11T10:58:05.660-07:00Debunking the Claim that the Book of Genesis Contradicts ItselfGreetings, mortals! During my time interacting with you, many have confronted me with supposed "contradictions" in the Bible. The favorite "contradictions" of apostates, atheists, and infidels seem to be the order and manner of creation in the Book of Genesis. "Did God create man before beasts, or beasts before man? Did He fashion waterfowl of the water, or of the ground?" I wanted to take time out from my usual work of concealing God's Creation in mundane phenomena (and blogging about it) to address and resolve these questions. <br />
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Because if you don't stop asking them, trust me, you <i>will </i>go to Hell.<br />
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<b>What is the order of creation in Genesis?</b></h3>
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According to Genesis 1, God Created all that is, seen and unseen, in this order:<br />
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<li>Heaven (Gen 1:1);</li>
<li>A formless Earth, which was nothing but a dark ocean on which God walked (Gen 1:2);</li>
<li>Light;</li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WX_fKVWX2s" target="_blank">Night and day</a>, after which the first day and night passed (Gen 1:4-5); </li>
<li>A firmament to divide the waters above and below, which firmament He called Heaven (Gen 1:7-8);</li>
<li>Dry land on Earth, created by gathering all the waters below the firmam...uh, also Heaven...in one place. (Gen 1:9-10);</li>
<li>Grass, herbs, and fruit are brought forth from the Earth (Gen 1:11-12);</li>
<li>Night and day...um...again. Then, the seasons, days and years (Gen 1:14);</li>
<li>Light upon the Earth (Gen 1:15);</li>
<li>The Sun to rule the day and the Moon to rule the night, plus the stars (Gen 1:16);</li>
<li>Um, okay. Then Light upon the Earth. Again. This time by way of setting the Sun, Moon and stars in the firmament of Heaven (the Heaven under the half of the dark ocean from item 5, above, not the Heaven in item 1, which is geographically unrelated to said dark ocean), thereby separating night from day. Again. (Gen 1:17-18);</li>
<li>Every creature that has life is made from the waters, including whales, fish, waterfowl, and every single creature that moves. (Gen 1:20-21);</li>
<li>Ohh, boy. Um, at this point, God creates the creatures of the land, as distinct from every single creature that moves, from the earth. (Gen 1:24-25);</li>
<li>Finally, God makes men and women in His image and grants them dominion over all other creatures of the land, sea, and air. (Gen 1:26-30).</li>
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Okay, that went somewhat less smoothly than I expected it to. But have faith! All these "contradictions" will be proven to not be contradictions at all, because all things are possible with God. On to Genesis 2! </div>
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We pick up right where we left off. Genesis 2 acknowledges that "[t]hus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them," adopting in total the recitation of Genesis 1. It continues with the following additional matters of Creation:</div>
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<li>God rests on the Seventh Day (Gen 2:2).</li>
<li>He sees that...ah, Christ. He sees that while the grasses, herbs, and fruit are in the ground, the ground has not yet been tilled and it had not yet rained, so none of those plants, which He, in his omnipotence, willed forth from the Earth in Gen 1:11-12 actually came forth. (Gen 2:5);</li>
<li>God fashions one man, Adam, from the dust of the earth. Adam is utterly alone. (Gen 2:7);</li>
<li>God wills forth trees in Eden (this time successfully). (Gen 2:9);</li>
<li>God places Adam in Eden to tend it. (Gen 2:15);</li>
<li>Because Adam is utterly alone, God forms from the earth all the beasts of the earth, again, and fowl of the air...again. But from earth, not water. (Gen 2:18-20);</li>
<li>Finally, God creates the one and only woman from Adam's rib (Gen 2:20-23).</li>
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<li>First there was Heaven and Earth but Earth is a dark ocean. Then God creates a firmament that horizontally bisects the dark ocean, which firmament He declares to also be Heaven. So Heaven is Created, then Created again, this time with a portion of the dark ocean of the Earth on top of it.</li>
<li>The Earth is lit on at least two separate occasions and night and day are created and separated, like, a bajillion times.</li>
<li>Grass, herbs, and fruit are called forth from the Earth, and God sees that they are good. Then, they're in the Earth again till the land is tended and/or God calls them forth in Eden alone.</li>
<li>Every creature that moves, swims, or flies is created from the water before men & women. Then beasts of the land are created of the earth, also before men & women. Then men & women are created and given dominion over all the creatures of the Earth. Then Adam is created, but is utterly alone. Then everything that crawls, walks, or flies is created from the earth -- <i>after </i>Adam.</li>
<li>As just mentioned, men & women are created after all other living creatures. Then Adam is created <i>before </i>all land-based animals and birds, and Eve is created after. No mention is made of sea life.</li>
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Wow. That's quite a list.</h3>
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Shut up, mortal, I'm thinking.</div>
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Are these contradictions?</h3>
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<b>No. </b> Clearly not. God is omniscient & omnipotent. His Creation was, and is, perfect. So why the "contradictions"? Let's take them in order.</div>
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1. Creation of Heaven, then an ocean-only <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamino" target="_blank">Earth</a>, then Heaven in the middle of the Earth-ocean.</h2>
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Some would say that this is a capitalization error -- that the firmament separating the part of the ocean-only Earth that remained ocean from the part that became land and sea is "the heavens," meaning the sky, not Heaven. But not me. God, in revealing His perfect Word, did not abide such errors. That's why the Bible contains none.</div>
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No, what happened here is that God created Heaven. Then He took part of Earth and simply made more Heaven, with a saltwater pool in the middle. It's now a favorite attraction of those saved through Christ.<br />
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2. Light created; night and day divided. Then night & day again, along with seasons, years, and days. Then light upon the Earth. Then light upon the Earth again, which is subsequently separated into night and day. Again.</h2>
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Okay, now, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orality#Additive_rather_than_subordinative" target="_blank">there are those who would argue that this is the kind of additive repetition of elements is indicative of Genesis being a story passed on orally and eventually transcribed</a>. But that's incorrect. Here's what really happened, all of which is entirely consistent and not at all contradictory.<br />
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First, God Created Light, which He separated into night and day. Then, He separated the dark ocean of Earth with Heaven. The light <i>had </i>been above the dark ocean and lit its surface, but now there was light, then light-absorbing water, than Heaven, complete with a ground, and then more dark ocean. What remained of Earth's dark ocean -- that which would become the land and sea -- was again dark. Not because there wasn't light, mind you, but because that light was occluded by half the dark ocean and Heaven. The second Heaven, not the first one.<br />
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Then, after calling forth photosynthetic plants -- we'll discuss that in the next subsection -- God creates the <i>categories </i>of night and day, along with seasons, days, and years. He just doesn't put anything into them yet. They're Platonic forms, sitting there, unused. <i>Then </i>He creates light upon the Earth, so the Earth is lit, but <i>then </i>takes that light to make the Sun, Moon, and stars, and His omnipresent hands blot the light out in relation to the Earth. It's as simple as that. <br />
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Finally, He places the Sun, Moon, and stars in Heaven (the second-but-equally-as-Heaven Heaven, not the first Heaven, which is no more Heaven than the second one), and the Earth is not only lit, but the categories of Earthly night and day are put to use.<br />
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See? No contradictions at all.<br />
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3. Grasses, herbs, and trees are created and called forth from the Earth, and God sees them upon the Earth, but then they're not present except <i>in </i>the Earth, and not only have to be tended and rained upon to come forth, but have to be called forth by God a second time in Eden specifically.</h2>
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As you'll recall, God called these photosynthetic plants upon the Earth, which He subsequently lit. But then He had to block that light to separate it into the Sun, Moon, and stars. There was just enough time for those plants to spread their seeds before dying for total want of light. So they <i>were </i>there, then died, and the second generation of plants was in the Earth waiting for rain and care. As for the plants in Eden, God just re-did His work. Obviously.</div>
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But, wait, why would an omniscient being not plan ahead so he didn't have to do the same thing all over--</h3>
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Mystery of faith. On to the last two, which I'll explain together.</div>
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4 & 5. Everything that moves, including fowl, is Created from the waters. Then land creatures, a subset of everything that moves, are created from the earth. Then men & women are Created and given dominion over every creature of the earth, sea, and air. Then, somehow, all the living things are gone and God makes Adam alone. Then God makes all the beasts of the land and air from the earth and gives Adam dominion over them (making no mention of creatures of the sea). Then God makes Eve.</h2>
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I'll be honest with you, this is the most difficult "contradiction" to confront. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_creation_myth#Mesopotamian_influence" target="_blank">Not because it's a clear inconsistency in a Creation myth derived from similar creation myths of religions that preceded Judaism</a>. No sir, because that's not the case. It's difficult to confront because it is somewhat inconsistent with what we'll call "modern concepts of morality prohibiting omnicide."</div>
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Like I said above, God called forth all those photosynthetic plants. They die for want of light. Then he Creates all the beasts of the sea, air, and land from the waters, and finally, his greatest Creation: men & women. Those men and women were unfortunately naked, exposed, surrounded mostly by salt water and unfamiliar with desalinization techniques, and unable to rely on any plants at all for food (because, as I mentioned, all the plants are dead already).</div>
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While men and women were able to hunt and kill some smaller herbivores without tools, weapons, or defenses against injury, those herbivores themselves had nothing to eat. They quickly died off. That left the omnivores -- and especially carnivores -- desperate for food. As you may know, men and women are somewhat less than capable in unarmed combat against other animals. So, while mankind had dominion over all other creatures, hunger doesn't care about concepts like dominion. Humanity was thus slaughtered. </div>
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Shortly thereafter, following their descents into scavenging and cannibalism, all the other creatures of the land and air died off as well. Creatures of the sea, which did not depend as heavily on photosynthetic plants, survived -- which is why they're not mentioned as being created again. Look at that! Consistency in Genesis.</div>
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And so it came to pass that God started over again with Adam. He made sure Adam had plenty of viable plants to live on in Eden. He also made sure that the animals, seeing themselves named by Adam, were clear on the whole dominion thing and let Adam (and Eve) be until Eve screwed it all up.</div>
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There you go. No contradictions at all -- because of some minor issues involving light and photosynthesis, God's perfect Creation descended into an orgy of starvation and slaughter, and required a bit of a reboot.</div>
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Okay, holy shit, I'm going to be sick. And again, how could an omniscient, omnipotent God not plan ahead so he didn't have to--</h3>
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Mystery of faith. Get with the program.</div>
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There you have it, mortals. Genesis contains no contradictions at all, because Almighty God is a loving God who gets everything right the first time.</div>
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Farewell, and as always, I look forward to your comments!</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-80655561788876709142014-06-11T07:15:00.002-07:002014-06-11T08:08:25.311-07:00Did herpes infect humans before you were humans? No, God just used unsterilized dust to make Adam.Greetings, mortals! Today, June 11, 2014, researchers at the <a href="http://som.ucsd.edu/" target="_blank">UCSD Medical School</a> reported their "discovery" that, according the observations of which your science is capable, <a href="http://phys.org/news/2014-06-herpes-infected-humans-human-million.html" target="_blank">the HSV-1 variant of the herpes virus crossed from chimpanzees to <i>homo erectus </i>1.6 million years ago</a>, prior to the point in time at which your biologists say modern humans, <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomically_modern_humans" target="_blank">homo sapiens sapiens</a></i>, arose.<br />
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Now, this is a fascinating "discovery," and a brilliant illustration of the curiosity and ingenuity with which humanity cursed itself when Eve defied God's command and ate of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. But did the HSV-1 virus really cross from <a href="http://pin.primate.wisc.edu/factsheets/entry/chimpanzee" target="_blank">chimpanzees</a> to <i><a href="http://www.livescience.com/41048-facts-about-homo-erectus.html" target="_blank">homo erectus</a> </i>millions of years ago?<br />
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Of course not. As you know, the Earth didn't even exist 1.6 million years ago. Nothing did. God didn't create time and space -- let alone the Earth! -- till 5,700 years ago. So what really happened?<br />
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It's simple. As the inerrant Bible tells us, God created Adam from the dust of the Earth. <i>See </i><a href="http://biblehub.com/kjv/genesis/2.htm" target="_blank">Genesis 2:7</a>. While HSV-1, unlike <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudorabies" target="_blank">pseudorabies</a>, typically cannot survive in soil, it can <a href="http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=388959" target="_blank">persist for up to 24 hours at a time in pure water</a>. And back then, the ground was pretty much covered in a fine mist of ultra-pure water all the time. <i>See </i><a href="http://biblehub.com/kjv/genesis/2.htm" target="_blank">Genesis 2:6</a><i>. </i>So the dirt from which you were formed happened to contain viable HSV-1 virus. Herpes was thus "baked in" to humanity.<br />
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Now, this wouldn't have been a problem if Adam & Eve hadn't defied God and eaten the forbidden fruit. A number of the fruits in Eden contain powerful <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interferon" target="_blank">interferons</a> that would have disrupted the virus's reproduction in your cells and led to its eventual elimination. But they did, and so here you are, sporting cold sores.<br />
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Of course, we come to the question: Why does our rigorously pursued, well-researched evidence suggest that the virus transfer occurred 1.6 million years ago? Because, again, <a href="http://angel-of-science.blogspot.com/2014/05/an-introduction.html" target="_blank">I planted all of the evidence tending to suggest that Genesis is not a true account of Creation to test your faith</a>. You frankly should have grasped that by now.<br />
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Thank you for reading, and as always, I welcome your comments!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-87068717319771213772014-06-06T07:35:00.003-07:002014-06-06T07:42:38.449-07:00Was the Moon created by an Earth impact with a planet-sized body? Nope! It was Created by God.Greetings, mortals! I come today to debunk a rising belief that the Moon was formed by an impact between the Earth and a smaller, but still planet-sized, body. It was not. It was Created by God.<br />
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First, though, what your sciences have begun to mislead you to believe: Per today's <a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/" target="_blank">Science Daily</a>, researchers from the <a href="http://www.eag.eu.com/" target="_blank">European Association of Geochemistry</a> have released the results of their work with oxygen isotopes in lunar samples. They say their analysis supports the theory that the <a href="https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/profile.cfm?Object=Moon" target="_blank">Moon</a> was formed when the <a href="https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/profile.cfm?Object=Earth" target="_blank">Earth</a> collided with a <a href="https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/profile.cfm?Object=Mars" target="_blank">Mars</a>-sized body approximately 4.5 billion years ago.<br />
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The researchers compared the oxygen isotope makeup of Earth samples with lunar samples, some of which were provided by <a href="http://www.nasa.gov/" target="_blank">NASA</a> from the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_program" target="_blank">Apollo 11, 12, and 16</a> missions. As <a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/06/140605141503.htm?utm_content=buffer6b5c2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer" target="_blank">Science Daily reports</a>, while these isotopes vary throughout the solar system, they are very closely similar between the Earth and the Moon. If the Moon had been created by a giant impact with another planetoid (which your scientists have named <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theia_(planet)#Theia" target="_blank">Theia</a>), however, planetary geology would predict that the isotopic makeups of the Earth and Moon would differ.<br />
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Well, according to these researchers, the isotopic makeups of the Earth and the Moon do differ. Dr. Hewartz, the lead researcher, said:<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #070809; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15.600000381469727px;">The differences are small and difficult to detect, but they are there. This means two things; firstly we can now be reasonably sure that the Giant collision took place. Secondly, it gives us an idea of the geochemistry of Theia. Theia seems to have been similar to what we call E-type chondrites. If this is true, we can now predict the geochemical and isotopic composition of the Moon, because the present Moon is a mixture of Theia and the early Earth. The next goal is to find out how much material of Theia is in the Moon.</span></blockquote>
Okay, so, now we get to the key issues: Can science, armed with these new findings, predict the isotopic composition of the Moon? Can it thereby confirm the <a href="http://solarsystem.nasa.gov/scitech/display.cfm?ST_ID=446" target="_blank">giant impact hypothesis</a> of the Moon's formation? The answers are "yes" and "absolutely not, cease now your vile blasphemy or face damnation!".<br />
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First, yes, science could predict the isotopic composition of the Moon. It's somewhat different than Earth's because, of course, <a href="http://angel-of-science.blogspot.com/2014/05/an-introduction.html" target="_blank">I imbued the Moon with isotopes consistent with an admixture of the Earth and E-type chondrites to make it appear as if the Moon was formed in a giant impact approximately 4.5 billion years ago</a>. Your science is expert at detecting and exploring such mundane phenomena. And sure, you'll be able to use your present observations to advance your future observations. You'll develop an understanding of what rigorous observation of the physical universe tells you about how the universe works, and from that, develop a plausible, well-supported theory about how the Moon was formed. <br />
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But that's as far as you'll get. You won't learn how the Moon was formed. Because the physical universe doesn't tell you anything about how the Moon was really Created. The Bible does. And does the Bible say any nonsense about "and Theia impacted the Earth approximately 4.5 billion years ago, forming the Moon?" <a href="http://biblehub.com/genesis/1-16.htm" target="_blank">Of course not.</a> God made the Moon, and that's that, no matter what your evidence tells you.<br />
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So, in summary, abandon your misguided reliance on empirical evidence and return to faith in the Almighty.<br />
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And, please, leave your thoughts -- and your ardent wishes to return to loving communion with God! -- in the comments!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-42035848960130694342014-06-02T14:02:00.001-07:002014-06-02T14:02:07.340-07:00The newly-discovered "Mega-Earth"...and a reminder that only God's Earth matters.Earlier today, astronomers announced that they have<a href="http://smithsonianscience.org/2014/06/astronomers-find-new-type-planet-mega-earth/" target="_blank"> detected a rocky world 17 times the size of earth orbiting star Kepler-10</a>. They have deemed this planet, which they have named Kepler-10c, a "Mega-Earth." Their theories about planetary formation did not allow for the possibility of so large a rocky planet. Astronomers thought that all planets of this size would be gas giants, like <a href="http://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/profile.cfm?Object=Jupiter" target="_blank">Jupiter</a>. <div>
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They were, of course, wrong. God can create any planet of any kind at any size He sees fit. We need no model of planetary formation to tell us that. It is my ardent hope that this discovery of a mystery of God's Creation -- one that illustrates that Man's science is and will forever be flawed and limited -- will convince these astronomers to abandon scientific inquiry and return to Faith in God Almighty.</div>
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There's one other thing I wanted to mention: As you can see in the <a href="http://smithsonianscience.org/" target="_blank">Smithsonian Science</a> article linked above, Dimitar Sasselov, one of the <a href="http://www.cfa.harvard.edu/" target="_blank">Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics</a> researchers involved in the project that detected Kepler-10c, says that "Kepler-10c has positive implications for life."</div>
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Now, I don't want to take away from Professor Sasselov's work here -- he has laid bare the fact that humanity cannot grasp the full wonder of God's Creation and so should simply abandon science, accept that God's Creation is wonderful, and focus on faithfully serving Him. But if he means that the existence of Mega-Earths like Kepler-10c suggests that there are more planets out there capable of supporting extraterrestrial life, he is flat wrong.</div>
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God created life once -- <a href="http://biblehub.com/kjv/genesis/1.htm" target="_blank">ONCE</a> -- and He did it here on Earth. There is no other life in the Universe. All of the money you're funneling into astronomy, astrophysics, exobiology? <a href="http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2014/05/30/house-spending-bill-includes-modest-increase-for-nasa/9782867/" target="_blank">That budget increase you just awarded NASA</a>? It is all a waste of money. You're chasing things that don't exist when you should be focused on using that money to establish Christianity as your global religion, build churches, and exalt God.</div>
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Now that your science has served the limited purpose of disproving itself, it's time to pack it in, okay? No other beings will ever come down out of the sky to communicate with you. </div>
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Well, except for Jesus. And when that day comes, trust me: you'll be glad you accepted that scientific inquiry is heretical and returned to unquestioning faith in God.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-37694768288223677682014-05-30T07:50:00.000-07:002014-05-30T08:04:20.230-07:00Observable, Convergent Evolution of Crickets? Hardly.Greetings, mortals! Okay, so, I've gotten a few questions about this one: in the May 29, 2014, <i>Current Biology</i>, scientists published the results of a study led by Dr. Nathan W. Bailey <a href="http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982214005247" target="_blank">purporting to show evidence of observable, convergent evolution in two separate populations of Hawaiian field crickets</a>. Isn't that strong evidence for evolution?<br />
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<a href="http://angel-of-science.blogspot.com/2014/05/an-introduction.html" target="_blank">No!</a><br />
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What the scientists claim to have observed is the development of flat wings for soundless flight in each population of crickets (one population on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oahu" target="_blank">O'ahu</a>, the other on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kauai" target="_blank">Kaua'i</a>). This change in wing structure helped them avoid a sound-attracted (and fatal) parasitic fly. The O'ahu crickets developed silent flight first. Then it was observed in the Kaua'i population. These researchers diligently checked for genetic markers of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Introgression" target="_blank">introgression</a> of a genetic variation from the O'ahu crickets into the Kaua'i population -- in other words, they looked to see if an O'ahu cricket and a Kaua'i cricket had ridden what we in Heaven call the "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reproduction" target="_blank">wild nookie train</a>." They not only found no evidence of transmission of the trait from the O'ahu crickets to the Kaua'i crickets, they found that the flat wings of the two populations were structurally very dissimilar. The researchers concluded from this, as you humans are wont to do, that natural selection had shaped the two populations in similar ways to compensate for the same environmental challenge -- the fatal parasite.<br />
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But, of course, <i>that's not what happened</i>. There is no such thing as evolution. You may observe what you think is evolution, but the evidence you see is just a sham. It's a test, created to see whether you have abandoned the same hubris that led you to rob yourselves of Eden by eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. <br />
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And you haven't. No wonder science continues to lead you further from the peace, warmth, and light of God's Love. <br />
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So, what actually happened to these crickets? It's obvious: their wings changed shape to help them avoid this fatal parasite, but not by means of evolution. These changes were wrought by the Hand of God. They further the miracle and beauty of His design. God simply chose to adjust the wing configurations on the O'ahu crickets and Kaua'i crickets a little differently because, well, don't you get bored doing the same thing over and over again? Of course you do. Just imagine if you were omniscient. Avoiding boredom would be job #1. Well, job #2, after the loving curation of all existence.<br />
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Now, because you're human, some of you may be asking, "If God wanted to save these crickets, why are only about half of each population created with flat wings that help them avoid the parasite?" The answer to that is simple: Stop questioning God.<br />
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Thank you all for reading! And please, I welcome your thoughts in the comments.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-90761081195845927292014-05-21T07:02:00.001-07:002014-05-30T07:50:41.928-07:00On Mary AnningGreetings, mortals! I hope you've been well. As you may have seen, today's <a href="http://www.google.com/doodles/mary-annings-215th-birthday" target="_blank">Google doodle</a> is an homage to Mary Anning. God created Ms. Anning's soul and shepherded it to Earth 215 years, 9 months ago today.<br />
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Ms. Anning is, of course, <a href="http://www.midamericamuseum.org/content.php?id=93" target="_blank">best known as the protagonist of the tongue twister, "She sells seashells by the seashore."</a> She is <i>second </i>best known for those of her achievements to which your scientists have assigned the greatest meaning, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Anning#Major_discoveries" target="_blank">including her identification of the best-of-its-time icthyosaur skeleton, discovery of what you call the plesiosaurus, and location of the first pterosaur outside of Germany</a>. <br />
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Ms. Anning's discoveries (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Anning#Impact_and_legacy" target="_blank">many of which were initially passed off as the work of male scientists because of the sexism endemic to the contemporary scientific community</a>), caused a tremendous shift in the thinking of the early 19th Century's scientists. It is no exaggeration to say that her work was not only instrumental in the acceptance and popularization of the concept of extinction -- misguided though that concept is -- but laid the foundation for modern paleontology and the exploration of what you incorrectly believe to be long-disappeared ecosystems.<br />
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Now, before I continue, I want to give credit where it's due. Ms. Anning was curious, tremendously dedicated to her work, resilient, and, among humans, brilliant. But all of her fame, and all of her work, is founded on a lie. Well, except for the tongue twister part. But the rest of it? All founded on a lie.<br />
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None of what Ms. Anning discovered was the remains of some fanciful creature that lived in what you call the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic" target="_blank">Jurassic Period</a>. They were skeletons that I, Decipiatur, put together and buried in the Earth to test Man's faith in God's Creation. The same is true of the "fossils" she collected and sold: None of them is the remnant of some ancient creature. They're just more false evidence of past life on Earth, fashioned by me as a test of your faith. Even the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite" target="_blank">coprolites she analyzed</a> are my work (some of the least glamorous, by the way. But when God commands you to create and then fossilize poop, what do you do? You create and then fossilize poop). <br />
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Unfortunately, Ms. Anning's admirable rigor and extraordinary ability to correctly identify which pieces of my various false skeletons went together led her, the scientific community, and eventually much of the world away from the Light of God. Her commitment to discovering my frauds made you believe that animals have existed and gone extinct, that there have been ecosystems on the planet for more than 5,700 years, and so on. Essentially, Ms. Anning and her contemporaries were both so thoroughly fooled by my work and such good proselytizers for what my frauds meant to them that they persuaded you to doubt not just whether God's Creation is perfect, but that the Earth was created by God at all. That's partly why she, like most scientists from the 1700s on, is (very regrettably) suffering eternal torment in Hell.<br />
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At this point, some of you may be asking, "Decipiatur, why would she burn in Hell because she was fooled by your work? You're a divine being, endowed by God with the power to create frauds that appear genuine to all known and knowable human faculties. Of course she was fooled! Isn't that cruel?" To which I answer, "I don't make the rules, God does, and how dare you question our Almighty Father!?" <br />
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I also answer that the point here is for you to listen to the truths God has revealed to you through the Bible, prophets (not the false ones, though, careful with that), your religious leaders (only the ones who are right, mind you) and this blog. You're then to believe those truths despite all of the contrary evidence you can perceive with your God-given senses. That's what faith is, after all.<br />
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Some of you may also be asking, "If these are mere tests of faith, why not make it possible for us to detect that they are the work of the divine?" Because you're smart and would figure that out. Then it would be <i>evidence </i>for the divine. That would, in turn, lead you to God through the use of reason rather than on faith, which is not how this works. Again, you're to believe the truth of God's Word in the face of all contrary evidence. Seriously, people, keep up with me here.<br />
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Anyway, thank you for reading about the work of the remarkable, Hell-damned Mary Anning. If you have thoughts or comments, I invite you to post them in the comments, below. Please refrain from the use of profanity, blasphemy, and heresy. <br />
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And heterodoxy -- just to be safe. <br />
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See you again soon!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649446067814983102.post-53380059155027690832014-05-15T07:41:00.000-07:002014-05-15T07:41:26.853-07:00An IntroductionGreetings, mortals! I am Decipiatur, Angel of the Lord and servant to the Archangel Raphael. Since before you were formed from clay (or, for you lady readers, a rib), it has been my duty to test Man's faith in the Lord our God by concealing His work in the mundane phenomena you examine with your "science." <br />
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Five thousand, seven hundred years ago, when the Almighty spoke the Universe into being, it was I who strewed the cosmos with the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/25/science/space/ripples-from-the-big-bang.html?_r=0" target="_blank">gravitational ripples you recently observed with your Bicep-2 telescope</a>. It was I who shaped those ripples so as to appear to have arisen from a massive explosion <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang" target="_blank">approximately 13.8 billion years ago</a>. And, yes, as many have speculated, it was I who created geological strata and radioactive decay patterns suggesting the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_Earth" target="_blank">Earth is 4.5 billion years old</a>, strewed the bowels of the Earth with the fossils of dinosaurs who never lived, and stole away the evidence of the great Flood. It was I who laced the cells of every living thing on earth with the nucleic acids that not only appear to your limited, mortal faculties to guide the functions of life, but suggest a common ancestry and evolution. <br />
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All of that is a fraud. In fact, you, like everything in this universe, exist and function by dint of God's Love alone. You were, like all living things, shaped not by the complex interaction of physics, chemistry, biology, scarcity, and happenstance, but by His hand alone.<br />
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Some of you are asking, "Decipiatur, why reveal yourself and your divine mission, and why on a blog?" It's simple. I'm revealing my divine mission because 5,700 years ago, God, who is, of course, omniscient, foresaw that you would ask exactly that question. He revealed to me that on this date, humanity's faith in its own analytic prowess would reach what he called a "tipping point" (a term he later gifted to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton_Grodzins" target="_blank">Morton Grodzins</a> (and I am compelled to note that God did <i>not </i>gift Professor Grodzins the term "white flight." That was Satan.)). He told me that unless I began to explain my work, thereby exposing the fact that all scientific observation is the pursuit of my righteous frauds, Man would be led into apostasy by his own hubris.<br />
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I will, of course, continue my work. Faith is valueless unless tested, after all! But that brings us to the second question, "Why on a blog?" Because God revealed to me that in this time, this Internet -- which is also not a triumph of your applied sciences, but a manifestation of God's Love -- would be such a cacophony of voices that only those endowed with the curiosity to allow their faith to be tested would find their way here. As it has always been (well, as it's been since 3,686 B.C., when the universe was created), only a select few will have the truth of God's Word revealed unto them so that they may carry the message of the Lord to the unfaithful many.<br />
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You, dear reader, are one of the few, brave and faithful. You will stand with me against the tide of false scientific discoveries. Together, we will hold back Man's false pride in his own abilities. We will lead humanity back away from the frauds of science and discovery -- my divinely-commanded fabrications -- and into the light of unquestioning Faith.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0